This summer’s finest “Celebreality” show airs Sunday nights at 9 on VH1. If you haven’t yet seen this little gem of a show, you are really missing out. It’s “The Batchelor” with a bottle of whiskey, way less clothing, and a few hundred more tattoos. Did I say “less clothing”? I meant no clothing. Bret Michaels (lead singer of hard rock band, Poison) searches for love the only way anyone knows how to these days…on national television with 25 potential mates to chose from. I haven’t totally figured out why this show is so fantastic. Is it because Bret Michaels is a veritable Rock God (heh heh)? Because you’d rather meet Freddie Kruger in a dark alley before one of these ladies? Or simply because watching the show makes you feel better about being you? It’s a mystery that will only reveal itself as the show rolls on week after week. Some highlights: the songwriting competition in which the women had to woo Bret with their music-making skills; Bret serenading Jess with a “new” song that was basically “Every rose has it’s thorn” with different lyrics; and Heather, the professional stripper, trying to pass as a 32 yr old. Check it out next Sunday then check back here for more highlights…