50 Cent recently made a very mighty claim. He said that he’ll retire if Kanye West’s new album sells more than his. Both 50 Cent’s Curtis and West’s Graduation are set to be released on September 11th. It’s unclear whether 50 is referring to the number of albums sold in the first day…first week…first year…lifetime? How very convenient that he kept the parameters a little vague. 50, who is clearly no fan of West’s, says “I’m King Kong. Kanye is human. Humans run when they see King Kong, because they’re scared.” Forget about Kanye, the human race should be scared since they’re the ones who will determine the outcome of this battle (better buy that cd). The rapper, who was born Curtis Jackson, does have a point though. A bullet-proof vest is a tad more intimidating than a pink polo from the men’s J Crew catalogue. But let’s face it, even without the wardrobe, the bullet wounds, and the mental intimidation, Curtis will sell way more than Kanye.