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Amy Winehouse - looking almost completely normal in the very outdated picture above - had to be removed from rehab and admitted to the hospital last night due to severe dehydration.  That’s like taking someone out of a sauna and sticking them in a hot tub because they’re too cold.  Shouldn’t rehab facilities come fully equipped with the tools to prevent/treat dehydration? Let’s not forget this is a place where people go to detox.  I’m no medical professional, but if I was helping someone come down off heroine, you better believe I’d have some electrolyte-packed beverages in close range.

The singer, who has long struggled with drug addiction, is still expected to take the stage at the Grammy Awards on Feb. 10th.

Big shocker here. After talks with her management and tour bosses in London, Amy Winehouse decided she just can’t continue touring without her husband, Blake, who is currently in jail awaiting trial for whatever crazy thing he did. I still think he’s hiding in her beehive and this is just an excuse to leave the tour before she looses what few fans she has left.  People have been walking out of her concerts halfway through, utterly fed up with her stumbling, slurring, poor performances.  Winehouse claims she’s a mess and can’t perform well without her jailbird husband, and I’m pretty positive ”husband” is a code word for crack cocaine and heroin.

So I can sort of understand why Backstreet and Bo Bice fans berated burgernoodle on previous posts, but I dare you Amy Winehouse fans, I just dare you.

This little video has caused a ripple of gossip across the internet, but now we have confirmation that it’s not what everyone thought it was.  Amy Winehouse did not snort an illegal substance off of her shirtsleeve at her last concert in plain site for all to see (that kind of unruly behavior only happens backstage).  Here is the questionable clip:

It turns out she was merely wiping her nose, a common gesture that one would make when suffering from a regular case of the sniffles.  Given her ongoing struggles with drugs and alcohol, it would be easy to assume otherwise, but this next video pretty much confirms the whole cold theory.  She so clearly wipes her nose with a kleenex right before she sits down to take a sip of water.  Mid song, of course.  The Rehab singer, who’s husband is currently in Prison for conspiracy to fix a trial, was booed offstage in Birmingham this Wednesday as a result of her sloppy, seemingly-drunk performance.

Although, probably not all that well since the Fleetwood Mac singer claims to have spent close to a million dollars on drugs during her 10 years of addiction (which she kicked at the Betty Ford Clinic back in the 80s).  I’m no math genius, but I do own a calculator and 1 million divided by 10 divided by 365 is about $274 a day.  I’m not sure what the going rate was for an ounce of nose candy back in the gypsy years, but I know a little bit about inflation and by my calculations Stevie probably would have been dead by day three.  Unless she was mixing it with water and making paper mache volcanoes.  Every day.  Or maybe that’s just par for the course when you put out a best-selling album (Rumors, in 1977).  You just throw a really massive 10 year party.