iPhone 3G - Apple’s Latest (and not so) Greatest

iPhone 3G 

The next generation of iPhone was released this past Friday with it’s fair share of technical difficulties.  PCWorld.com reported that “Activation problems prevented new iPhone users from using their phones, rendered old iPhone unusable, and served up error messages to iPod Touch owners.”  How psyched were people when they waited in line all night and dropped a fat wad of cash for a device that they couldn’t use (or even insure)?  Three months from now Apple is going to release yet another version, rendering this one obsolete.  Oh and it will be half the price.  So no, I won’t be purchasing the iPhone 3G.  I’m still waiting for the iPhone that will mix me up a margarita while it simulataneously cleans the litter box and swiffers the floor.

Quick recap of Apple’s latest gadget:

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a temporary fashion; a craze, interest or activity that (some) people follow enthusiastically, but lasts for a short period of time

Angelina Laughs While Giving Birth

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Well, the population of Jolie-Pittville is now 8 after Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins on Saturday night.  US Magazine reported today that Angelina was “awake and speaking and laughing” during the Cesarian Section procedure, which I’m pretty sure is a big fat pile of crap.  If someone was slicing open my abdomen and yanking out two screaming identical aliens, I think I would grab my husband by the jugular and tie his tubes right then and there.  Congratualtions to those two babies who have probably earned more money in these first two days of infancy than I will in my entire life.  Hooray!