It appears that their every increasing age, Keith Richard’s poor health, and Ron Wood’s affinity for 18 year old white Russians and, well, daily white russians, is not slowing down this 60s rock band. The Rolling Stones recently signed a “long term” contract with Universal, thus handing new president of EMI, Guy Hands, pretty much the worst day of his career - which, in all honesty, was probably a cake walk after he got over the pain of having a name like ”Guy Hands.” He also failed to re-sign Radiohead this year. Guy seems to be having what we like to call in our household “one shit sandwich of a year.” The Stones had been with EMI for over 20 years, but now Universal will control all albums since Sticky Fingers (1971) and according to Yahoo News, will “begin planning an unprecedented, long-term campaign to reposition the Rolling Stones’ entire catalog for the digital age.”
