Jolie and Pitt Twins

Now we know why Angelina and Brad keep having babies.  According to E Online, Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, the two most famous blubbering masses of flesh on the planet, are projected to rake in $15-20 million for their very first photo shoot.  Shiloh only made $5-7 million, which undoubtedly will cause some sibling turbulence several years down the road when they’re old enough for spit balls and name-calling.  Brangelina would be foolish to stop now - with their 10th child they could probably buy Idaho.  At which point they would secede from the union and begin selling potatoes at a thousand dollars a sack to the rest of us poor bastards.