If you wonder why the future of the human race looks so bleak it’s because freaky little simpletons like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married and procreating and comedic heroes like Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are breaking up before getting knocked up. This just does not bode well for the next generation of celebrities. If only Sarah had been f**cking her boyfriend and not Matt Damon, maybe this could have been avoided. Thanks, Vanity Fair, for the uplifting news.
