Ron Wood

Rolling Stones rocker Ron Wood, 61, has allegedly run off an 18-yr Russian waitress, leaving family and friends (including his wife of 23 years) in a state of shock.  I’m not sure what the normal behavior of an aging rocker pushing senior citizen status who puts away two bottles of vodka a day is, but my guess is this is right on the money.  Gross and wildly inappropriate?  Yes.  Shocking?  No.

According to NY Daily News:

Wood’s wife, 53-year-old  Jo Wood, told reporters the two are on a painting trip together, and that they are certainly not “boyfriend and girlfriend - in that way.”

Apparently Mrs. Wood is only drinking one and a half bottles of vodka a day.