Well, the population of Jolie-Pittville is now 8 after Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins on Saturday night. US Magazine reported today that Angelina was “awake and speaking and laughing” during the Cesarian Section procedure, which I’m pretty sure is a big fat pile of crap. If someone was slicing open my abdomen and yanking out two screaming identical aliens, I think I would grab my husband by the jugular and tie his tubes right then and there. Congratualtions to those two babies who have probably earned more money in these first two days of infancy than I will in my entire life. Hooray!
