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(so what if the title means nothing…)

So by now the Grammy Awards are old news, and I have no intention of recapping the jam-packed three and a half hour show here.  You’ve already read about who won, but if not, put on your spectacles and attack this complete list.  There are really only three things that I took away from Sunday night: 1) As impressive as Cirque de Soliel is, I just don’t like performance art. 2) I never knew just how spectacular Tina Turner really is; the jerky moves, the shuffle, the non-existant neck. 100 percent entertainment. I think I found my next Halloween costume. And finally, 3) Kanye is a terrible singer and remains to be the most annoying artist in Music today. Although he gave a touching  tribute to his late mother, he had me wretching in the kitchen can when he blabbed about how he won’t stop until he’s the “numbah one musician in the world.”  What does that even mean, Kanye?  At least that country singer guy decided to make West the butt of a little onstage joke while accepting his own Grammy.  That was the show’s highlight right there.