I feared this day more than Armageddon itself. The day Heidi Montag’s music video for “Higher” hit the internet. Why? Because it’s equally disastrous yet - unfortunately - we’re still here to witness it. After the boob enhancement and nose job, you knew stardom was next on Montag’s to-do list. You were just praying the end of the world would come sooner. Somebody should have told her that just because The Hills aired on Mtv, a singing career isn’t the logical next step. If the show had aired on Fox would that have given her the right to run out and become a GOP strategist? I think not!
Her awkward poses, rhythmless dancing, and hellish vocals make Paris Hilton look like a Grammy winner. Here it is, the video that I’m pretty sure her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, filmed with his camera phone.
