Grammy Awards

(Toni Braxton wearing a piece of tp at the 2001 Grammy Awards)

Luckily for the Recording Industry, the Grammy Awards will not suffer the same fate as the recent Golden Globes.  The Writer’s Guild, still on strike, announced it would grant an “interim agreement” with Grammy organizers so that union writers can pen the script for the 50th annual Grammy Awards show (to air Feb. 10th on CBS).  If the Hollywood writers ever want to reach an agreement with producers this show better be flippin’ amazing.  They need to rise above the usual award-show-mediocrity and write some jaw-dropping jokes.  In all honesty, a 7th grade english student with the comedic capacity of a Joe Rogan could have written the past 49 Grammy Awards shows*.  It’s time to burn this mother out!  Otherwise, Junior High “B” students of the world should march down to la la land on Feb. 11th demanding industry jobs. 

*This comment was flagged for being slightly false: I probably started watching these shows only about 20 years ago.  Maybe the first 29 were amaaaaazing.  I wouldn’t know.