Britney SpearsSee?  She’s a decent mother afterall.  She did what any loving mother would do for their children towards the end of the fall harvest…make a trip to the pumpkin patch to prep for Hallows Eve!  Oops, close.  Turns out, according to US Magazine, that when Britney and the gang stopped at the Calabasas pumpkin patch, she made the kids stay in the car.  Aren’t patches sort of for the children?  Isn’t that why you go?  Otherwise, wouldn’t you just snag a pumpkin on sale at the check-out line of Safeway?

Despite all the negative press Britney is getting for loving her mocha frap lattes more than her kids, her latest single “Gimme More” is definitely getting plenty of airtime, and recently hit #3 on Billboards Hot 100 List.  And don’t ask why.  It’s Britney, bitch.